poem || John Crouse

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Siouxsie Wurlitzer Cheerleader Prospero, Camaro

Cheops Photostream Diatribe Brylcreem Parricide

Turrell Paypal, Hookworm Gogol, Teleportation Olio Kohls

Blobfish Scupper. Dunderhead Teleflora Golgotha

Syncopation Polio Skyhook Exfoliants Gangnam Roden

Bobber Lactation Romeo. Dropsy Supper Westermann

Hooker Lysol Pulitzer, Shoeshine, Norway. Connubial

Rattletrap, Goth Intubation, Luftwaffe, Mississippi. Cheerio

Honorarium Thunderhead, Californication Cameo Seesaw

Puig Googleplex Hookah, Panspermia Imbroglio. Rodan

Infanticide Blunderbuss Prell Magi Claptrap, Mastication

Gigolo Blubber Renuzit Berssenbrugge Lockjaw, Rosary

Dandruff. Pulaskis Diaristic Insubordination Oreo Gothic

Megachurch Lambchop Necropolis Matchsticks.

pomes || Billy Bob Beamer

POME

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poem || John Crouse

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Crackhead Kinesthetic Centurion Restomod Sourpuss

Screenshot Sanskrit Pantyliner Exhibition Coldcut

Gastric Castro Overpass Haboob Shackles Twerking

Largemouth Cordwood Molehills Twittersphere Recidivism

Dopamine Zorro Smoothies Cyberbullying Polyglot Slushbox

Meanwhile Corduroy Tofurky Preamble Faux Munsters

Gearbox Dyslexic Corvair Chemo Elastic Butthole Deuteronomy

Thorazine Flywheel Abercrombie Gearhead Prostitute

Abracadabra Smurfers Spastic Eucharist Biohazard Narcotic

Lurch SupernannyTits Doomsday Neurotransmitters Feces

Doc Tenderloin Ecstatic Treyvon Skinwalker Castrate Hardliner

Insemination Haystacks Indoctrination Needlepoint Scattershot

Chevette Superloop Erectile Bigshot Centurylink Bigfoot

Disambiguation Hobbyhorse Craigslist Photomontage.

6 poems || Hugh Tribbey

HOSPITAL TINTING PEST

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cornerstone of green

generally reddish brown

co-authored two guides

scapularis nymphs

staphyloccus pink, green, or yellow

Chapel Hill Baptist Church

more circular in shape

Act 488 of 1976, as amended

brown, tinted, and waxy

Permanent Makeup Pet Boarding

Surgeons at SA’s top

on a ghost hunt

ROOSTING IO #12

he’s gone incense

nil aid

orbit bucket thief 8 mountains

7 west

nude karma siesta

wail tele-aunt

toast at a palm

too

Israeli

sin season travel lulu

daft attic tao Tod

aloud test tepid soil fad coil

lee rift

tea node still taint

gin coot tween odd eats

minzy

ROOSTING IO #13

beef cake air

east

heat

taut fold

all is text 4 ute

eel

Edsel Pez leg demure neo-rib

dawn  bib

tag foil gig

fast

cyst oscars dial off

flip saints rose

tamer boa dawn

five vessels strafe 11

Jacob be eons nano

bored boo

weed id speck

4 X 4 #1

babbler  uterine troy

frail vigil sin

engorge girth onrush

acceded shekel porn

babbler rite tourney

final vigil sir

engorge groin thrush

cadenced shekel pro

babbler nuttier yore

filial virgins

greeting shrug honor

cadenced heel porks

babbler reroute tiny

flair livings I

sheering gorgon hurt

accede lepers honk

FUDGE LOBSTER

fudge lobster

bemused platoon

rudimentary nude

procreate dull punk mulch

dump pushy pompadour

clod snot blots pods

peroxided perv

flirt defraud

hot-diggity wings

gratuitous wacky giblet

saccharine smelly bile

jello robotize

squeeze party


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sestina || Shane Allison

Anal Virgin

Taking a shit

Bleeding from the ass

It’s all your fault, Kenny

I’ve got an itchy asshole because of you

Hell bent on fucking me, no matter the cost

Michael thinks it’s healing

But I don’t think it’s healing

‘Cuz it hurts when I take a shit

Guess I’m paying the cost

Of some guy I only met an hour ago trying to fuck me in the ass

Blood in my stool reminds me of you

Get your finger out of me, Kenny

Before I kill you Kenny

I don’t want to see you; I’m too busy healing

Right now and I can’t stand the sight of you

‘Cuz it hurts too much to shit

I should have kicked your ass

How much does patience cost

Do you know how much it’s going to cost

To see a doctor if this gets serious, Kenny

I mean, I don’t want no doctor prying in my ass,

Applying scentless cream for the healing

Telling me to put it on after I take a shit

 I’m going to send the bill to you,

God damn you!

I should make you pay the cost

For all this cream and shit

I told you to take it easy, Kenny 

He said it would take 6to8 weeks to heal

Hurts real bad to sit on my ass

Friends say I should start slow with a dildo up my ass

And forget about guys like you

Who want nothing but some Saturday night sexual healing,

Whose lives of the men they sleep with have no cost.

You said you would be gentle, Kenny

But that was just bullshit

I’ve decided to save my ass for someone special

I’m through with you, Kenny

I’ll find a lover no matter the cost becuz I can’t take this shit.

Right after I’m done healing

poetry || Erik Moshe

Setting Breakfast, Omnicron Seti

on break from studying the Suda...
we toast globefruits to independent countryism
it has the consistency of a tungsten crepe
or an irregular strawberry banana smoothie
Earthside, novelists put too much time into cooking
non de plume exo-odysseys (do it yourself, right?)
ice cream Sundaes scalded by a sugary stellar wind
acai soup bottled, tested in the Cheyennes
ensuring no leakages of mineral meat loaf minestrone

Gourmet style egg scramble eventually comprises
new whitewash Sistene system in a menstruating lineup
Blood red giants pass algae from a frying pan
to an asteroid belt completely stuffed with rural nectarines
diplomats nip at rosemary extract cakes while the
shadows of Thanatos the Light Destroyer
purrs over their shoulders
Gertrude Magnitude: retired astronaut
Beta carotine snuggles nicely into her bosom

Green pears in space, luxury? I mean, what else
is out there, formulating from strange vineyards so far
from our rough farmer's hands. Our flesh-mozzerella fingers
ousting crops from unphilanthropic ground soil
Perhaps they wear burkas of quinoa seeds
call one another Badr, bark at the notion of lightyears
keeping them away from their AM burritos
& star-studded coffee mix
　

Blue Corn Paradise

plastocyanin neck brace
gripped by antigravity
being wheeled through
paddy fields the color
of the pacific

the morning dew
gives off every substance
save flouride, as heat energy
emanates
glowing in the hearts
of every aquaphonic farm animal
krill feed on sustainment gels
mushrooms feast on
soiled Gorbachov organs
adherents to landscaping creeds
write aramaic into squid appendages
hoping to establish
communication with
any underwater colonies
capable of "shooting a convo"
with sucking spores & pincers off
in order to inspire
the organic results
of a good handshake in public

Sky news, sky liquor, sky cafe, sky soundtrack
choice of color blue psychotronic clean track record
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2 poems || Shane Allison

List Poem

 

Starbucks is open

Chase Bank is open

Gristede’s is open

St. Joseph’s School is back open after they were closed for spring break.

Rite Way Cleaners is open

Elite Reality is open

Radio Shack is open

D.E.M.O. is open too

Popeye’s is open. I go there for lunch for their Shopper’s Special

KFC is open and Gothic Cabinet Craft

Duane Reade is now Walgreens

Sam Goody is closed due to remodeling

Virgin Megastore is going out of business

Gray Papaya is open

Washington Mutual and Saga Shoes are open

NYU is open

Tower Records is open

Deterrent Technologies is open

The Helen and Martin Kimmel Center for University Life is now open

Bobst Library is open

Subway and St Marks Books are open

Kim’s Video is closing, but Barnes and Nobles is open

Liberty Travel is open until 7p.m.

Anthology Floral Design is open

Coach Potato Video is open, but will soon be closing its doors forever

HSBC is open

Forbes Magazine is open and Cinema Village and Strands Books

And Twelfth Street Books

The Benjamin Cardozo School of Law will open Fall 2003

Parsons, Mannes and the New School are all open

Chase Bank is closed on Mondays, but Victoria Salon and Katie’s Paparie are open

Samson Mini Storage is open

As well as Quad Cinema and the India Pavilion Restaurant

Fuck You Poem

Fuck you Starbucks

Fuck you Chase Bank

Fuck you Gristede’s

Fuck you Boxers

Fuck you No Parking Anytime

Fuck you POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS

Fuck you St. Joseph’s School

Fuck you Rite Way Cleaners

Fuck you Elite Reality

Fuck you Radio Shack

Fuck you D.E.M.O.

Fuck you Popeye’s

Fuck you KFC

Fuck you Gothic Cabinet Craft

Fuck you Duane Reade

Fuck you Sam Goody

Fuck you Virgin

Fuck you Gray Papaya

Fuck you Washington Mutual

Fuck you Saga Shoes

Fuck you Fed Ex

Fuck you NYU

Fuck you Bicycle Riding Prohibited

Fuck you Tower Records

Fuck you American Standard

Fuck you Deterrent Technologies

Fuck you Helen and Martin Kimmel Center for University Life

Fuck you UPS

Fuck you Bobst Library

Fuck you Subway

Fuck you St Marks Books

Fuck you Union Square 14

Fuck you Lowes Theatres

Fuck you Kim’s Video

Fuck you St Marks Books

Fuck you Barnes and Nobles

Fuck you Liberty Travel

Fuck you Anthology Floral Design

Fuck you Coach Potato Video

Fuck you HSBC

Fuck you Gotham Writers Workshop

Fuck you Forbes Magazine

Fuck you Cinema Village

Fuck you Strands Books

Fuck you Twelfth Street Books

Fuck you too, Benjamin Cardozo School of Law

Fuck you Parsons

Fuck you Mannes

Fuck you New School of Social fucking Research

Fuck you Chase Bank

Fuck you Victoria Salon

Katie’s Paparie

Fuck you Samson Mini Storage

Fuck you Quad Cinema

Fuck you India Pavilion Restaurant

text || Lawrence Upton

TAKING WORDS FOR A WALK

First Adult: (like a child heckling Second Adult) blab blurt chat gab yak

Second Adult: (responding in kind, facetiously) cackle

First Adult: (like a child heckling Second Adult) cry bawl sob sigh

Second Adult: (responding possibly facetiously) whimper

First Adult: (like a child heckling Second Adult) whine

Second Adult: (more aggressively) divulge cackle chatter

First Adult: (responding in kind) chat blurt dirge

Second Adult: (mock melodramatic) bemoan

First Adult: (nasty at Second Adult) groan, bawl

Second Adult: (taking the piss) appeal

First Adult: (defensive) hint blurt

Second Adult: (defensive) banter chatter cackle

First Adult: cry

Second Adult: deplore

First Adult: moan

Second Adult: bemoan desire

First Adult: breath

Second Adult: (nastily) cackle

Third Adult: comedy

Second Adult: (explanatory) banter

First Adult: (responding) blurt dirge

Second Adult: (as before) bemoan

First Adult: groan

Second Adult: deplore

Third Adult: appetite

First Adult: (aggressive at Third Adult) clue blurt

Second Adult: (to Third Adult) broadway comedy cackle

First Adult: cry

Second Adult: deplore

First Adult: moan

Second Adult: bemoan craving

Third Adult: (finger counting) example cackle, ample custom,

apathy vortex

First Adult: craft blurt field dirge

Second Adult: bygone lumber

First Adult: groan

Second Adult: endure ascot clever

Third Adult: (annoyingly calm) even arena

First Adult: field blurt

Second Adult: (wistful) father

Third Adult: (as before) advocate alienated agnostic craft, excessive document ability

Second Adult: (at First Adult) cackle domain cry

Third Adult: adjacent

Second Adult: (melodramatic) bygone forest aeon

First Adult: moan

Third Adult: (as before, to First Adult) accredit coercion

Second Adult: although

First Adult: (nasty) bed adaptive