Cowboy Ike Cargo
Ike Cargo he swore he’d never wear a cardigan again, having been cropped by
closing canaries, hull the whey dung to yellowing placemat dignitary by the
likeliest Juana who’d heavenly slobbered awl hover his filial combed artificial
a mondo plank of Constantinople’s purest puerile sigh land, besmirched from
Nubile Scootya’s highland guff, alimentary whey frond Snowfungland to
Fluoridate’s peninsular suffering!” the Cowboy chirped at twaddle’s leaden seed
militia, remitting swords flashier than antsy Juana can bobble hand choppy, wad
with her pouting fence bean so blended into backwash shoptalk.
dung, Ike Cargo; high kin barley kief hopping!” Juana repelled, switching
genders in venous atelier to make a snuff pace to shame cows into culpability’s
uppity sawed-off snot shin.
sow forty tasered flowered knaves on shortly phased tenebrous monocles, firstly
glazed with donut grasps in pockmarked phyla, desecrating anonymous ham hocks
at dawn’s febrile unitary lotion sale…” Cargo he conned into droning’s
proverbial global castaway inception broth.
assignation sift tar lever whiz when!” Juana exclaimed, bleating sow cries
swirling from her sweaty beaded bowline, aft of scones what’d rotted weeks ago
indie wake of dolphins, follicles, and droll snafus left savory watchword ooze
by goody truly chewed Ike him shelf life, shelled to alacrity’s laconic
imperative, snubbed to serrated sleet by longing’s feverish pitchman.
swig o’ dishwater, sheared clean offal fronted jimmied shellfish horizon,”
Cowboy Ike he offered flask and demonstrandum slaked his swollen thirty slam
ding dong parchment infestation lung begotten seed hire. “Ahhhh! Thar ye go…
Waddle heft mind shelf an udder wonderful glob…”
weed at he tipped the flagon, vertical handy drained it, and chucked it clean
howdy doodly outer swindled broken window, splashing shamefully corrosive
droplets hauled ova tasseled wandered sills, burning wholes into floorboards
and mastiffs and food-for-nodding gymnast sticks wad whence war tea beautifully
hand-spoiled lugs o’ pristine surgeon materials.
eye nervosa wooden a-trinket drat staph antsy hoot, Cowpie Trike!” Juana
resnorted, cackling hen his swollen face, all bubbly an’ volcanic as it was,
canoe data heed drunk hall o’ drat venal liquid.
Properly blessed ye didn’t heft a chance to seven slake sewn machine has a
dripping hove tat infernal bravado leverage, sucrose tease,” Ike assented, eyes
a-bulging, sweating profusely, tugging at his pylon, rippling offal his soggy
tie, now tearing human holes in his shirked topcoat, flinging shoelaces turd da
wince, smelly toes sodden rupturing into swooping spatial aromatic
vivification, rendering oxygen unbreathable, reeking habitual phlogiston
crosstown hatcheries to spontaneous release hauled cram annals, flooding louts
and goons through outlying streets, racking savory county and perishable parish
with toxicity’s laminated and inimitable conjunctivitis outbreak, poising
deviled dregs atop communal cisterns, fouling every drip o’ drab
doxology-driven dunking drain forever hound disheveled Rumpelstiltskin lesions
glowing hand-covered fistula in fearsome flotsam’s jellied pumpernickel
O’Reilly fistfight caption breath, hauled off to gonorrheal kissing crate clubs
sworn everyday from snow to mint julep frozen terrier deluxe.