Frequently Asked Questions about Poems Written about Ham Sandwiches
How many poems about
ham sandwiches can I send at one time?
How often can I submit
a ham sandwich poem?
Do you accept
previously published ham sandwich poems?
Do you accept simultaneously
submitted poems about ham sandwiches?
What rights do you ask
for when you accept a poem written about a ham sandwich?
Are you strictly
someone who likes poems about ham sandwiches?
What do you mean by all
poems about ham sandwiches are subject to editing?
Why don’t you accept
poems about turkey or corn beef sandwiches?
Do you pay for the ham
sandwich poems that are accepted?
I received a letter
saying I have made it through the first round of ham sandwich poems being
considered. What does that mean?
How quickly will I hear
back from you about the status of my poems about ham sandwiches?
What types of poems
about ham sandwiches do you accept?
Do you accept poems
about egg salad sandwiches?
Do you accept essays or
reviews written about ham sandwiches?
Do you accept photos
taken of ham sandwiches?
If I have no previously
published poems about ham sandwiches to list, can I still submit?
How can I be a guest
editor for poems written about ham sandwiches?
Where are your poems about
ham sandwiches based?
Do you comment on ham
sandwich poems that are rejected?
How short or long can
my poems on ham sandwiches be?
Do you accept religious
verse about ham sandwiches?
Do you accept rhyming
verse about ham sandwiches?
What authors of ham
sandwich poetry do you believe exemplify what you are looking for in a poem
about a ham sandwich?
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