Tuesday, March 10, 2015

4 poems || Shane Allison

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FACEBOOK POEM

Hank invited you to Bar Trivia with Hank
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chip on your shoulder

hey um
hey man
i dont mean to bother you but
but you have a um
you have a chip on your shoulder
you see it
can you see it
its right here
its right there
see it there
see it right there
i think thats what it is
it is
its a chip
man you got a chip on your shoulder
its big too, man
its huge too, man
you got a big huge chip on your shoulder
its so big
its so big its big ole
it looks old
from the looks of it
from the way it looks
it looks like its been there for a while
its a big ole chip
and its on your shoulder, man
listen, man
will you listen to me
do you see it
i see it
its there
its here
damn dude
damn man
damn man, dude, that chip is big, man
get it off
you better get it off
do something
you better do something
something is what you better do
it looks serious
im serious you better do something
cuz it looks serious
cant you just knock it off
im not touching it
im not knocking it off
get someone else to knock it off
it looks painful
does it hurt
the chip on your shoulder does it hurt
its big
its about the size of a potato chip
bigger than a chocolate chip
i dont know chocolate chips like this
a chip on your shoulder huger than a chocolate chip
dude get that checked out, man
it looks infected
it looks hectic and infected
heck, i just wanted you to know
just wanted to let you know in case you didnt know
that you have a potato chip-sized chip on your shoulder
that is huger than any chocolate chip that i have ever seen


Pool Boy by the Balls


Taking the pool boy by the balls
And lifting the pool boy up by the balls

And taking the pool boy by the balls
And taking the pool boy up by the balls

And lifting the pool boy
By the balls up into the air

Taking the pool boy up by the balls
And lifting him into the air

The pool boy is hoisted into the air
By the balls

The pool boy is caught by the balls
The pool boy is taken by the balls and tossed

Into the air. The pool boy is caught
The pool boy is caught by the balls

And tossed kicking into the air
Just lifting the pool boy

By the balls and tossing
Him onto the bed

To just throw the pool boy
Onto the bed by the balls

To just throw the pool boy onto my bed
To just throw the pool boy away onto my bed

To take the pool boy by the balls
And throw him kicking onto the bed

Kicking, screaming and laughing
And not being upset that he, the pool boy,

That he is being taken by the balls and is dripping
With goo from his dick

And the pool boy is laughing and making
Wild sounds as he is being taken by the balls

And being tossed onto the bed
To just throw the pool boy onto the bed

To just throw the pool boy a short ways
Onto my bed

The kicking and screaming and laughing
Pool boy is in my bed

Took the pool boy by the balls
And tossed him onto my bed

Took the pool boy by the balls and tossed
Him on the bed

Caught the pool boy by the balls
And stood next to the bed

Lifted the pool boy by the balls
Over the lamp next to the bed

Tossed the pool boy
Into the bed by his balls

Wanted the pool boy to stop cleaning the pool
And now he has stopped

It’s a long way to toss a pool boy, but I did it
Took him by the balls

I am happy
I am very happy

I am wonderfully happy
And having a good time

Watching the pool boy naked in the bed
Tossed him by the balls into my bed

Pool boy was thrashing in the air
Like a fish out of water

And his balls bobbing
I hope to have a very pleasant day

A wonderfully pleasant day
A happy and very pleasant and very happy day

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