2 poems || John Pursch

Tachometer Juice

Not to overfill erratic cob port ovens with seldom ferried whines,

two-tone toilette sheets abhor effeminate accretion dings,

singing ballyhooed sloppy fight schlong cameos to stung manatees

in compliant balderdash suit bag clay pot dreams

of extrinsic solipsism’s retrenchment ticket.

Slaking spurned equestrian unanimity,

eloping dog food carriers

pine for hairy ant gravy trawlers

off the crust of Zoo Kneeland,

gracing forked obituaries

with covered slogan cesspool

contamination’s episodic pentameter,

despite morose interrogation routines,

flickered sourly across the salvaged peace.

Ball four’s whistling aisle contusion

stuns anachronistic terriers

with ghoulish courtroom signatories,

canvassing the glowering porthole’s hate

for cunning sensuality, highbrow grazers,

and retro aunts to be lambasted by traitors.

Thaddeus issues two swaying selections,

indie parlance hovering,

bequeathing timed tulips

to caramel mousetrap majorettes

between atonal instability.

Howls can claim in diatonic shindig nature’s bluish embrace,

but hoots would hallow whittled temptress hullabaloo reception kicks,

trusting timely hairy dockyard queries when crustaceans

would’ve wrestled final ticks to groundwater spoils

for well nigh an oyster’s assiduous remunerative coffer plunk.

Loud hangers spread in hemispheric favoritism’s pejorative hump,

blacking out before libations stack to ceiling sputter jacks

of burnished tachometer juice.

Cegabian Drie

Whargian tranxweron eanon

whobium caknowt hebraipiugh flonsaw,

scheathing stepidiluponal wrasterup tase ochti,

jammerinth ghhephar ustum barenpular drospen dulauchie.

Micaulty splonchle swanteret whench drosp

plunmenck grestian urocem crensomaund steplinche

rossle surmed tehawlet whans seperience humns

talaucht squarrilobe opten phraugle whempers

squon kenocovotimp brendle en grontiophar.

Skimbling hestudge prachten

ersien ovile blefarchiam pouriers,

haxingun ast plestian loudiender anatipiv

growd ooklian hexionegatic siramle ochle,

ballumpering dasse hafriedgious quildge.

Swaddy kwan muspian twarter tarbue,

sheysie maidumax?

Herionaspular copely sprong traeekiend

serien troboggle soudge.

Er sumian belion crouphial mostaghe sleible brost,

argumien souralie gresteb bloor.

Oastious drime’s cramibiph teiscope,

scring heibondal ormiun goopre,

mextie pelonfi goust uvextrium morzle uster rhat,

spen barraglast aphtium blecktarp gauslunkie cebar,

heppir trademur spail galubian spronckies

vensudle belar pelonque tabruphit cegabian drie.