Tuesday, June 25, 2013

3 pomes || Billy Bob Beamer

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Sunday, June 23, 2013

2 poems || Shane Allison


Frequently Asked Questions about Poems Written about Ham Sandwiches
How many poems about ham sandwiches can I send at one time?
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What do you mean by all poems about ham sandwiches are subject to editing?
Why don’t you accept poems about turkey or corn beef sandwiches?
Do you pay for the ham sandwich poems that are accepted?
I received a letter saying I have made it through the first round of ham sandwich poems being considered. What does that mean?
How quickly will I hear back from you about the status of my poems about ham sandwiches?
What types of poems about ham sandwiches do you accept?
Do you accept poems about egg salad sandwiches?
Do you accept essays or reviews written about ham sandwiches?
Do you accept photos taken of ham sandwiches?
If I have no previously published poems about ham sandwiches to list, can I still submit?
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Do you comment on ham sandwich poems that are rejected?
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Do you accept religious verse about ham sandwiches?
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Abstractant Mascara

Obscure mascara
Mascara obscure
Her mascara
Her mascara is obscure
Her mascara is so obscure
So obscure to be mascara
A mascara obscura
So obscure for obscure mascara
Mascara obscuriant
So obscuriant
Macariant obscure
Obscariant mascariant
Abstractiant mascariant
Abstractant mascarant
Her mascara is so abstract
Abstractly obscure
Obscurely abstractant mascara
I love her
I love her more than mascariant mascara obscured
Her mascara is obscurely abstractantly abstract

text || Lawrence Upton



Collage in a rolled medium
white walls, red lights, a horse being encouraged with tidbits, blue lights, tarpaulin, a book of poems, an epistle of St Paul, degradation of the gene pool, black box, plastic, metal
helping hand severed at the wrist
“we do it better” from a neon sign
a small being which casts no shadow
an alley between two main roads
the end of the barrier wall but the wind blows you back so you still can't cross
the landscaped gardens are grass covering mud
an eye piped out of a door of light
war and play and sex combine
lovers hitting each other in anger
a lift shaft tipped sideways
blocks are burning between empty spaces
a killer whale in the top right hand corner of the screen
fire!
smile! a parachute drop goes upside down
fire! smile as you talk to me
why is it your knickers are always further below mine on the floor?
nothing will happen till we have maximised our income for the evening so let them all come in
a screw hole in a perfect wall through which a perfect burglar might be expected to climb
the first floor hangs over the ground floor, Turkish style
stubble burning in a field
how very English, he says, calls of rage and of pain, smell of flesh, how superbly understated
the newspapers are effectively ours says Xanadu, cartoon remake of Citizen Kane, the one with the chipmunk chorus
slowly the musicians assemble the stage from a variety of images: speakers, mike stands, instruments, audience noise, overpriced beer and cigarette smoke. Vagg, with the local press, stands at the back looking for people to libel playing with his cock through his greasy trousers' pocket; looks for P.C. Ross
a pompous moustached man is talking about Chaucer, calling everybody old boy, watching a slim woman with big tits
Oh the Hammond organ's wonderful she says and tells of how her ex-husband resembled Mick Jagger, before he got bloated, she says
a rickety shack, a set from Sanders of the River, surrounded by mud and reeds; and tranquil viscous water the colour of shit and piss mixed in front of the shack at his civil service desk, Mick Jagger is signing a paper and shaking the hand of a black fellow in feathers and bones. And that Chief, or should I say now, Mr President, is the final process in establishing your new tax system modelled on the very best British practice; you are now independent; he turns from the obeisant president clutching the piece of paper and conducts a school choir through a set of songs by Byrd before delivering a rendition of Jumping Jack Flash which shows us clearly that he has lost none of his fire; the audience gets excited; its members look identical; gosh, she whispers to herself, the other girls will really envy you
a broken rod of lightning in a dim building; a little boy playing with a model of a Vulcan bomber in the darkness
gathered curtains, red and grey, are lowered along the last stretch of the Berlin Wall
the Head of Marketing welcomes angry shoppers to his latest enterprise and, low down, a star or planet begins to shine. That'll be four pounds and seventy three pence, Sir
A Professor of Ergonomics says and I am equally disposed to break your head
Bob Dylan sings Watching the river flow
a stick on peel off plastic sign points to the crematorium
it is nearly time for tea
the end of a stocking hangs out over her toes; god, she says, my belly's fat; good, he says, I like you fat
Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face
so hard did she hit the insect with her shoe that it broke into collapsing pieces like a crashed helicopter
a single soap bubble, hazy blue and less than a centimetre across wanders over the bracken; it is nearly sunset
the builders are preparing to sweep up
she is spraying her pot plants with an atomiser
a bottle of water on a grand piano
a glass ash tray on an empty cinema seat
a last call for papers
he lived in London when he first graduated
two trumpets together play the bass line to the pianist
a tin whistle and a lot of people clapping
an extension cable, black, plugged into a socket
a black cat tearing up a piece of anaglypta wallpaper
two girls running along a marshy track, one saying it's horrible wet and cold, why can't we go by car
white walls, red lights, a horse being encouraged with tidbits, blue lights, tarpaulin, a book of poems, an epistle of St Paul

text || John Pursch

Groin Zorro


Groin Zorro sits vacant and serene beneath black fallout wind, swirling dirty bomb detritus rising colloidal in pre-dawn funnel trap news. Searchlights perpetrate holographic fistulae in annular disrepute, fusing heavy mortal flashback kicks to dazzled lozenge crew miniatures, flinching at hooligan mutation limbs gone soggy in brooding wine-soaked pustules of human thought release. Ingredients populate huddled terrapins citywide with feelings long lost in lusty banisters of tumid tube-stop glaze, eyed by frozen welding cots, sleeping half-generational candor flushed to peristaltic nun retrieval.

Shaven homeboys desecrate onion bulb routine melds, gently aerating flu sanctions for symptomatic atria, crawled to pieces by lowly herds of lessened creeks, gushing mu shu parkas and sherry wolves, groping scimitar delusion pigs. Timid masses flex in stallion cotillion lesions, chanting fake numbers, switched ionic estuaries bloating tugboat parity, grafting solid angel flesh retorts to cordoned mendicant ligament brew.

Soaking in malformed propeller wash, Bahama Matt gazes through porthole slew, pausing to inspect auspiciously spliced parse crease dynamics, rendered stentorian in reflective collar gremlin flan. “Lung whey comma coma, flimflam frond behooves haste, you canoe a mariner’s heavenly foxtrot redaction, shoving pine axle hegemony through carried dosage, greasing mechanical donkey swelter with otter nutrition,” he blathers, bobbing vaguely in purple inky blotting pool.

“Whale-whale resuscitation clucks mock mere sentience, Mayan doughboy pillbox-breathing lifer,” Phoebe wobbles faintly from nether corner echo chamber’s flaring fluid cataclysm, bar fiat gripping her delicate whirs with inching somatic dizziness, dripping consequential voucher soles.

“Miles of backward stogies, in transitory effluence, blown to trained migration’s neatened whistle-stop glue, deploring antsy augmented attempts to decry the efforts of woolen fermented actuals, likened to mean-free gravel wheels, conned to swerving mangled ordinary omens, into tougher heuristic stoops,” Bahama retorts. “Ye addled bay-shaped bounty crock flies, homey, chest far sippin’ off stucco fragrant plies.”

“Braying neophyte,” Phoebe admits, floating into view from darkened soul tank reaches, raising head to eye Bahama’s shining face. “Swats hit mating heft nuanced bullion’s nadir recollected? Wharves tea canned torpedo sea, whence dread spools wake defiled untended newbies, bereft of hallway mammaries, pluralized oar  haven fractional in mangy causes, lefty leaf through life resumed, weed out continued ramified delight? Orbs of evergreen couth proclaim it chopped whale gown, undie argue, who am idle chafing duck to agree?”

“Ye-ye,” blubs Matt, swallowing soul nectar’s swimmingly regardless tumbling swerve.

“Decadal timestamp heresy arrives in flowing postal gradient,” metallic voices chime in autonomic unison. “Barriers recede in motive relapse, training limbered stoles to fallow groin convergence pleats. Exit recommended.”

“Grimy slow,” Phoebe groans, rolling out to titular mooring, flogging shelf-life issuance with tasseled bowels.

“Aye, skiff,” Bahama’s ride beehive, flowing pack to unicyclic duchy. “Bay unto duck, enfilading freight glare serried vroom. Huff Yule clover farm he, eyed hoe spendy a flavor Farsi.”

“Prone emblem, lasso ewe sopped tide, brooding gaudily,” Phoebe smiles, snapping into uniformed balance. “Hefty awl, shim one’s gutter sprinkle teas sour pols unto RFK-51. Kent bay a lewd to grotto dye, knee yoke.”