Wednesday, September 26, 2012

novel excerpt || John Pursch


Juan Halset Mayergrieve


A bleak undie suction, whether scour plucks narrow, squeals common tobay, tobait, tosquab tebauble inmonty ontanious shards aubards unberdsy twards ebbliewire, mest gnomistably heir, enhosputandum quo locatius eregimound fliegle, twile ord hippenly steck uneister. 

Kabuki leered a sodden, brawny eye and letch flarse with a slobby tangue: “Whech esta splay, coroibal emply, dat de awks’ve plaken a Tudor ordrei, grapen dasquail atchauns tonapple onde beedy schlock, klinta loik unaldert eloctien ore.”

Argreeun matily, heez warn cheroot schmoakin emprador, Juan Halset Mayergrieve, rejoindered brasquily: “Chezt, woive gut anudder sech bedacle, perspacular hesh deyqualm, staren et’soghe chestout etus, olliesplet teblasd oureizoot, fallowed serried voomie biauraleers. Heftal weir schalky, weed’ll crakitoot elife wedoum arears adrooblin broot empaddled.”

“Eetah woi, eareyz’ll hev plondie tedesponta, blain grotallie troasted oot, tellwie schluss antisconce obalidy tascernides whud’s shelfwhy pollutable,” spargled ye olde Kabuke, net tabbie ootarned und pheatured. “Acorns, byschem et’ll awlby uberbet dashooten; carse der’ll pie spluntio dot tegroundup elluv oaremandered pensinolities.”

Dasoon neighbor settie whar Juan Halset set, spayeth damain: “Madvice t’ye estu schemplie sturmoffal yer trolley vizor ungeftit tuda salivaten ormery, whetch’s whud mervifial dudweet oars yoresago.”

Slavoredus trecades oshullbeet, ontablen letso whards tebe wrotten; thespeacie beana pripocasein pont.

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