Frosty
Flak Spelunker
O
sixth of all sensorial palladia,
bent
on podiatry as a flashpoint
for
arboretum abolitionists,
felling
treed nadir lovers
in sawbuck
sand and anthill divergence,
prospering
on tumid fallow undertows
in
gill shock’s preternatural syncopation
of
mottled leeward totem fisheries!
Press
on to seasoned cretins,
poshly
accented with codfish
stereotypes
of whimsical
cartographical
shims,
pinafores
on staler predatory jockeys,
and
switchback lozenges
for
charming pavement smelters,
simpering
over allotted microfiche
containers
all the quizzically
contumely
dry dock doggie
bingo
blogospherical bayou’s
voluminous
interdimensional
quartile
of calligraphic
gull
wing pantry ‘roids,
polled
festively by haplessly
famished
tinder knees.
Yessiree,
bobbled pablum odium
of
cantered deputies in rising steam
to
sauteed clammy chump cruise fidgeters,
floating
mightily down aisles to cornstarch
hamlet
chop-alongs with derby swiggers
into
catchy rapture’s clouded pout.
“Lookie,
frozen hooky munchers,
stripping
scholars of their
worthless
featurette police,
tried
on cue by mulish banter
queens
in stopwatch lore of shiny
tomes
for empress grievances galore!”
Ferocious
Frosty Flak Spelunker
flogged
in gam-gum-gimcrack’s
gaudy
nether gearhead surgery,
chucking
flesh sockets beyond
the
suppurating tomb’s
clear
skin dollar bile
of
bedpan barroom variance.
“Why,
dialed éclair,
my
festive Frosty Flak Spelunk’,
if
you dunned beggar all whatever warred
from
stevedore stump to crumpet milt
to Piltdown
Periscope’s perfunctory
Pop
Tart of a savory pinhole attic stand-in,”
zoomed
Dire Pretorian Cod,
mostly
infamous of any
blown
lobotic bubble spy
whence
lullabies could ever
seize on
interstitial chopping’s
sexy
pediatric shin-to-silo
cackling
cover contest.
“Now
howitzer’s android Juan
espoused
to heavenly conspire
to
key track of halfling humper
radiology
attendants in wad con
homely
be descried as hind usurped
paste
of prescient and burning sagebrush,
secondhand
Howayan sheets flapping
floral
Prince of Scanned Witch Sighland
Hook-alike
numbnuts in pints of wheezy
dream
cake cherry cohabitation bliss?”
Ferocious
Frosty ink wired
slump
wad outa breath.
Sturgeon
lea epoch,
hay
rallied slung into the knight,
suffering
weed out the tuned bishopric;
sedge
was his turning bezoar tune owe.
Swell,
barf he it Fermi to undermine
Frosty’s
blurring desiderata,
spatially
graven datum he spigots
slattern
partly whale.
Lad’s
sea: wadded he wont against?
Whoa,
chest! Crated Ollie Gee and tendons
swore
his publicly abject hovering supine
hand
snow heaven ewe, deer creature,
chest
Fromm scamming test soggy page,
canned
realize chow feudal antsy attempt
at
tempting linearity to mace any regress,
slat
a loan perp oar dead prawn crest,
indie
phase of softly morphing lingual cons,
struck
head-on at sneering lea heavenly stern.
Wheel
wise hup hand
far
get a boot Frosty’s plaint,
his
pliant pliability, and
heavenly
sputtered claimant’s
dictatorial
ministrations
to
the arguably fractional
cod
of slinky lariat sea.
Known
dime to strop,
snowed
easement due bake on,
groan
basker to spill nor mistletoe
to
snore a pout on professionally plump
prepositional
Pharisees nor scribblers
of
scrapbook tumbler to slogging
muddy
sooty wrappers,
pinned
slowly to a swollen
ice
cream sundae.
