3 poems || Shane Allison

For Thomas

Um… yeah, Thomas

I was wondering…um

I was wondering if I could…um…

If I could…um…

Can I um…

Can I um…

Um…

I was ah…sorta wondering if I could maybe…

Um…well…with your permission of course if I could um…

I was just wondering if I could ah…

Perhaps ah…

If… if I could um…

Maybe… maybe um…

If I um…

Fuck, I didn’t know this was going to be so hard for me to ask

Um…ah…um…

Well…if I could ah…

I was hoping if you would maybe…um…ah…um…

If you would maybe um…let me um…

Well… um…

If I could perhaps maybe…maybe…

Um… well…

If you would…um

Let me…

If you would just let me um…

Just let me…

This might sound weird, but…

I was hoping if by any chance…um

Well I was wondering if you would let me um…

Eat your ass?

Typo

I hate Jeremy Posey

I hate Jeremy Posey

i hate Jeremy Posey

I hate Jeremy poesey

I hate haitte Jeremy posey

I hate jerezy posey

I haite Jeremy posehy

I hate jerey posey

I hate jereny posey

Ihate Jeremy psoey

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I hate jrey posey

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I hatte Jeremy posshey

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I haze Jeremy Post it

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I hatch Jerome Poskey

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I helt jeremk posel

I half jereshy Poskle

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Il hatty Jerblin Purplex

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The Way That Boy Lied to Me, Chile

I just can’t sleep chile the way

That boy lied to me chile

I just can’t sleep chile the way

That boy lied to me chile

I just can’t sleep chile

The way that boy lied to me

Chile chile I just can’t sleep

Chile the way that boy lied to me

Chile the way that boy lied to me

Chile I just can’t sleep chile

The way that boy lied to me

Chile the way that boy lied

To me chile the way that

Boy chile lied to me I just

Can’t sleep chile the way

That boy chile lied to me

Chile I just can’t sleep chile

I’m gonna lie down chile

The way that boy lied to me

Chile the way that boy lied

To me chile I just can’t sleep

Chile just gonna lie down

Chile the way that boy lied to

Me child just the way that

Boy lied to me chile I just

Can’t sleep chile the way that

Boy lied to me chile I just

Can’t sleep chile the way that

Boy lied to me chile I just

Can’t sleep chile just going to

Lie down chile the way that boy

Lied to me chile I just can’t sleep

Chile that boy lied

To me chile I just can’t sleep

Chile the way that boy lied to me

I just can’t sleep chile the way that boy

Chile the way that boy lied to me chile

I just can’t sleep chile the way that boy

Lied to me